Simply Lazy

I finally got the Tiffany & Co. mesh ring that I wanted. Couldn't stop myself from wearing it, couldn't stop telling my friends about it... Cuz its VERY VERY nice... (to me at least.. Tee Hee Hee)

Rings... Promise rings, enternity rings, proposal rings... The way MOST Singaporean men propose is arggh.... How to describe? Disgusting? 4/5 of my friends' boyfriends propose using this line "We should go apply for a HDB flat" and OMG I can't believe it... My friends actually agree to that! What the @#$*&!^$! I mean come on! How can a guy expect a girl to marry him just like that? (OKAY... They got the girl to marry them in the end) Can't they be more creative when it comes to proposing? It's the once in a life time thing u know? Okay divorces are common now... But! Wait... Who in the right state of mind would want to get married and divorce?

Here's a few tips...

1. Old fashion way....

Hire a limo take her out when she just finished a big project, surprise her have the limo waiting outside her house whisk her away to a romantic destination.. Okok... Singapore is small and maybe limo is not practical... Most of my friends drive.. So if (I said IF) you drive.. Why not surprise her with appearing at her school or work when she finishes then pack a small luggage take her away to a resort. Bring her to the beach at night and get down on ur Knees and propose to her. I mean who can resist such a sweet olf-fashioned-romantic guy?


2. Some how creative....

Take her out to a picnic.. You prepare the food, freeze the ring in an ice cube, put that in her drink. Let her discover it in the drink.. And ask her to marry you! I bet her heart will melt like the ice!

Sufers the tai tai killer reckons... Do not drink ice lemon tea, orange juice or drinks that will obsecure the ring. Drinks recommanded.. Sprite, 7 Up and Perrie.


3. Attention....

With nightclubs and electronic billboards around u can pay the club or billboard company to do that.. Get down on your knees and ask her again.. Girls like attention rite? So yeh work for those who likes attention. tee hee hee....


4. Condo attack....(Idea from surfers)

Take her to a nice condo development and ask her if she likes it, if she does.. Buy it on the spot! Well... DO NOT try this on guai lan girls like me... Cuz my answer will be.. "It's up to you, your money anyway.. Good investment thou.." Sure to make any guy sphew in blood! But he is asking for it isn't he? It's just like the HDB tagline!


5. The errand attack!

Send her to a jewellery shop (Tiffany & Co ... maybe...) Make an excuse saying that one of your jewellery needs to be serviced. Make her do the collection for you. On the collection slip say "Will you marry me? If you do please sign here ===>___________" This will give her the ultimate surprise when she opens the box containing the ring for her!

Okay thats all folks! Will post more on ideas for proposals when I come up with more!