Dicks, Pussies & Assholes

Got this from movie Team America

There are three kinds of people; Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then we got our assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit over everything. So pussies might get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you would get? You would get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

The real story is pussies don't like dicks because they get fucked by dicks who also fucks assholes, assholes who want to shit on everything. Pussies think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing who can fuck assholes is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. Or fuck when it is not appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves because pussies are only an inch amd a half away from assholes. If dicks don't fuck assholes when needed we are going to get our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!